irrelivent's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Danys' Great Adventure P1]

Beautiful.

A truly heart warming tale. Being an orphan myself, this touched me to the core. Made me tear up a little bit. A very sensitive depiction of what it means to be an orphan, and more importantly--a human being. The social and political commentary also made the film all the more charming and brilliant. The error with the scene selection didn't phase me at all. Deffinitely the best flash movie I've seen in a long, long time. Maybe even ever. How this is not already on the front page is beyond me.

Those of you who gave this poor ratings have no apreciation for art, and further more should feel ashamed of themselves.

Thank you again, sir, for this beautiful little film. This is surely going on the top of my favorites, and hopefully on the front page.

Grumio responds:

You are scarring me, my friend. Your awesome.

[Furry Random Stuffs 3]

Meh.

Didn't really do anything for me. I found it rather boring, actually. You're obviously a good animator, you just need to work on the funny department. Although, you probably shouldn't listen to me, seeing as most everyone seems to love it. The Flanders part almost got a laugh...

First reaction was to give it a zero, but that would be just rude, wouldn't it? (I fucking hate that when people give MY flashes zero's, because if you put any effort in a flash at all, it deserves at least a 1.)The animation was quite good, after all, and you seem to have put a lot of time into it. I'd say that it isn't front page material, but there have been a lot worse things up here. Whatever. Better luck next time, but for now, I'm going to have to give you a 4.

Sonucais responds:

No, you are right. I tried to do some other type of humor and it looks some people loved it and other dosn't. Check the other two ones, please.

[Sprite TV!]

Hrm...

Kept on waiting for the "hilarity."

CIA responds:

BIG BLACK HAIRY DICKS. OH SHIT THERE ARE BIG 12 POUND COCKS ATTACKING.

[Fatty Fat Fat pAnts (JS)]

Am I allowed to review my own flash?

Because if so, there's somehting wrong with newgrounds. So if any of you can read this, write an angry letter to the NG staff. 'Cause this is a fuckin outrage.

Adam1121 responds:

That's ridiculous... NG MUST BE NOTIFIED!

[300]

NOOOOO!! NOT YOU, TOO!!!

You liked that movie? Say it isn't so! I might just have to take you off of my favorite artists list! IT'S FUCKING ON, ZACK SNYDER!

LazyMuffin responds:

Have'nt seen it yet sir.

[Box Head ep.1]

No fuckin' clue what just happened.

But it was well animated. And, for me atleast, that's good enough.

JimmyDot responds:

Oh tight.

[Halo vs CounterStrike]

What?

How do these things keep on getting on the front page? The graphics were horrible, and it wasn't terribly funny. No, wait, scratch that, it wasn't funny at all. Good job OniLink, it appears we are the only sane people here.

JUST BECAUSE IT HAS HALO IN THE TITLE DOESN'T MEAN IT'S GOOD

Los-Tres-Hermanos responds:

If you two are sane, surely you have better things to do than watch a movie that all the nutso people seem to love, and surely if this movie sucks it isn't worth you wasting another ten minutes of your life to type this review. I'm generous when I say ten, as I'm sure you probably spent hours thinking up what to say, and another twenty minutes hunting and pecking for the keys.

If you think you can make a better animation, be my guest. Put up, or shut up.

http://www.adobe.com/products/flash/flashpro/

[box brothers tutorial]

Cool

As far as stick movies go, that was pretty damn good. That said, I think you should have made it just focus on the first part of the movie with the gun. It took up most of it, so you either should've made that part longer and cut the rest, or had some other things in their. The last one was kinda confusing, too..... anyways, nice job. Keep up the good work.

game-box1 responds:

ty